Shin-Slapper

Instead of a knee-slapper, a shin-slapper is a joke that is not funny

"what do you get when you cross a potato and a farmer? A potato farmer!"

"dude, that joke was a complete shin-slapper"

by daweirdo9 April 22, 2009

Pig Slapped

When a pig's tongue is taken out of its mouth and slapped across the face of another person.

I pig slapped tobeh lastnight after he had sex with my girlfriend.

by Toby_Rawer February 15, 2010

Kufi Slapper

The act of slapping Kufis off of peoples heads. Made famous by rapper Jim Jones

Jim Jones kufi slapped the man

by TEAMEcKo September 3, 2004

Skeppy

A very inelegant pingspoofer that loves his fans <3

Skeppy is best!

by i_iz_Trashy September 27, 2019

Isle of Sheppey

A place where tramps reside. Commonly known by outsiders as 'Isle of Shitty' or 'Tramps Island'. Would not recommend a visit there.

Person 1: Fancy coming down to the Isle of Sheppey tonight?
Person 2: I don't fancy being surrounded by shit and illegal immigrants, thanks.

by sheppeyshit June 3, 2012

Shepp Shuffle

(1) A lilting Happy movement.
(2) To Avoid.
buis. (3) To Dodge unhappy management staff.
govt. (4) A dance often used to achieve mayoral status in a community.

John! You have Shepp shuffled out of that assignment. I can't believe they bought that excuse!

by John October 15, 2004

Sheppard's Wrath

When having rough sexual intercourse, the body's sent into a state of extreme pleasure where control is lost of all bodily functions including (but not limited to): Vomiting, Crying Shitting, Peeing, Cumming, Runny, Nose etc.

Dude, it was crazy, first I feltched her, then we snowballed it around a little bit, then I sewer masked her, it was so hot that I got a bad case of the Sheppard's Wrath.

by Alex (Atomic Taxi Action) Anderson September 17, 2006