Lemming skates

1)The skates that have replaced lemmings legs as eveloution has progressed. Dr. Hanz Yodelenheimer has theroized that the shift from legs to skates happened sometime late in 2006. Though he is perplexed as to where they got the industrial grade graphite, or the ball bearings and suspension systems for them to work.( let alone how they successfuly integrated mechanical parts into their organic anatomy ) Besides having no legs, the only significant change to the lemming population has been the greater velocity.

2) Very fast skates, making someone unusually fast on the rink.

Shit! Did you see how fast she was going? She must have lemming skates.

by brothelface October 13, 2011

going for a skate

When you’re going skateboarding because you’re really sad and need to cool off and take some time to yourself

“Hey I’m going for a skate.”
“Weren’t you just crying?”
“Exactly.”

by s.haley September 29, 2020

skating ring

A place to talk; or skate.

Somebody: "Wanna go to the skating ring?"

Me: "Ahhh Too many kids."

by Kevin September 18, 2004

Sex Skating

The art of having sex while on roller blades. Often with the woman having the skates on her hands and the man holding her legs and doing her while they are skating.

Tim and Susan were Sex Skating on the boardwalk yesterday.

by Coffinator May 14, 2008

Ice Skate

When at a party you flood the toilet so the room fills with water and then crank the A/C down as low as it will go. This procedure is best pulled when everyone else is asleep to get as much ice on the floor as possible.

We were at the Lambda party and they kicked us out so we ice skated that bitch.

by J Chris September 11, 2009

Skate-Bro

A dumb-ass frat dude (AKA a bro) who is also a skater, often seen arbitrarily carrying a skateboard with no intention of actually using it.

Hey you see that blatantly drunk dude with the skateboard that doesn't even look like it's been ridden?

Yeah that guys definately a Skate-Bro!

by DmiJan January 11, 2010

Skate bite

An imaginary force that crumbles all men who are effected by it. It comes up at the most INCONVENIENT time and send you writhing to the bench. Once thought to be used by vagina boys who don't want to do anything and need an excuse, it is now know to be a serious medical condition.

Common side effects include..

-Random hits to the head
-Sudden outburst at reefs
-Pointless tempor tantrums
-Loud winces

Not a vagina boy - "Aye why are you not on the ice?"
Vagina boy-*looking up wincing* "mannn I got hella skate bite!"

by Crumbling Mentos January 11, 2019