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Awkward Traffic Shuffle

Usually happens when 2 cars pull up to a 4-way stop at the exact same time, or are trying to turn onto a 1 way street at the same time. Both cars stop, wait to see if the other will go, both go at the same time, and then stop and repeat the process a few more times. Very similar to 2 people trying to go around each other in a crowded hallway
Trevor: Why were you 5 minutes late getting here
Gary: Dude, it sucks driving to your house, I had 2 awkward traffic shuffles on the way over here
by Pete Brose July 30, 2010
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the 5 knuckle shuffle

Mom: where is timmy, he has been in his room for a long time
Brother: he's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle
by BlazeBeing May 14, 2015
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Poop-id Shuffle

When you need to shit so bad, you need to do whatever it takes to make it to the nearest toilet
Ryan: I almost shit myself tonight walking my dog!
Jon: Had to do the old Poop-id Shuffle back to the toilet, eh?
by BDJ Ferda August 7, 2020
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Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle

The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.
Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.
by queeferia March 28, 2022
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cupid shuffle

A dance craze that was started in Lafayette, Louisiana by the artist Cupid. It was first introduced in late 2006. It's a type of 2-step dance but it's a certain way to do it.
Man, the Cupid Shuffle is so easy. It's just 2-steppin with a style.
by Tim Thomas October 13, 2007
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Shuffle Monkey

The person given the arduous task of shuffling the playing cards between turns/games
Take these and do your job shuffle monkey
by R.A.Y November 7, 2011
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good shuffle day

A good shuffle day is when you put your Ipod on shuffle/random
and it repeatedly plays good songs.
Hey Im having a good shuffle day because my ipods playing loads of awesome songs!
by j0s1f April 26, 2007
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