shrek lives in turkey and flew a plane to manhattan and made a small swamp school with 4 kids and shreks them every second. Shrek also tries to catch some one on there laptop and then win he finds out it is school work he will say: "Yaaa get out man!". before i shrek you 10000000 times more.
by fat 11 November 9, 2017
Get the shrekmug. A green thing that has developed ino religions, memes, and sex dolls.
Just remember to spread your buttocks for shrek and you will go to the swamp
Just remember to spread your buttocks for shrek and you will go to the swamp
by Bloxymexican2678 May 28, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. A word to tell you that you are a fat green ogre with no friends except of a donkey. Also you live in a swamp.
by Suckmypeendawg69 May 7, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. 
by GusTheGhoul3000 September 14, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. by mmmmmmmmmkjshakjsdhkgjsd October 17, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. Once upon a time there was a lovely
princess. But she had an enchantment
upon her of a fearful sort which could
only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded
by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. She waited in the
dragon's keep in the highest room of
the tallest tower for her true love
and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
Like that's ever gonna happen. What
a load of - (toilet flush)
princess. But she had an enchantment
upon her of a fearful sort which could
only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded
by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. She waited in the
dragon's keep in the highest room of
the tallest tower for her true love
and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
Like that's ever gonna happen. What
a load of - (toilet flush)
by Perriwinklestories.org.uk March 30, 2019
Get the Shrekmug.