shoelard

Used to define something that is crap. Can also be used as an expression of exasperation.

Dude, my new bindings are shoelard. They broke on the first hit.

Shoelard, I can't believe my boss is such a dingleberry.

by gdshred March 31, 2010

Showlaxing

What a parent says when attempting to say "Shalaxing" and attempting to be, as they say "Hip"

Usually funny

"We're showlaxing, you should try it. What do you mean its Shalaxing? Thats not even a word!"

by Zieg2006 April 3, 2010

Smollage

Orginally from David Bowies film Labyrinth where he seduced the innocent female through his use of darkness.

Sexy man using leather gloves, normally on motorcycles to charm women.

Gorgeous, brooding slightly moody man wearing leather gloves

"Oh my god he is so mysterious and sexy! Did you see his hands such a smollage!'

" ...then I saw his hands smollage!"

by BettyBoop27 August 9, 2012

shellabella

Is a one of a kind a true genius in disguise. The worlds weapon a saint and massive stoner.

Shellabella had a great idea whilst stoned

by chewcracca December 7, 2013

shallano

Boss ass dude in the navy! A person who tends to eat bagels without cream cheese and becomes defined without knowing how to define himself.

That sailor is such a shallano!

by Garbage sailor February 10, 2014

sholatone

It means "Paranoia is the leading cause of paranoia."
To find yourself worried about something simply because someone else is worried about it or you've seen something that relates to your situation.

When you are paranoid and there is no real reason to be paranoid.

person 1: Hey man, I think Jane's going to break up with me because she's been eating more than usual.

person 2: Sholatone dude!

person 1: What do you mean?

person 2: Your last girlfriend ate more right before she broke up with you so now you think Jane is doing the same thing.

person 1: I guess you're right.... Sholatone.

by TSander March 25, 2014

Skollarodia

Legend has it this twisted drug cocktail finds its origins in the greasy ghetto of queens university. in a derelict arts majors house one insane man decided to try what everyone was joking about, a Skollarodia. The retarded cousin of a Lin Chang, the Skollarodia is composed of hash, tobacco, and most importantly cocaine. It is smoked out of a bong and lasts for an indefinite amount of time. Fair warning to potential users, u will never be the same.

"How fucked would it be to try a Skollarodia later tonight, haha"
"I just hit a Skollarodia and I can't see"
"Skollarodia is one thing, but we won't do long chongs"

by Pemby shuttle September 6, 2016