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Shumming

When someone shits themselves when also cumming at the same time
“Dude yesterday I missed work because I was shumming badly
by AllahuakPeter January 28, 2025
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To suck out the sperm using a straw form the partners butthole, after ejaculationg into it during anal sex. Then, the semen get transfered into the partners mouth either by dripping of oral kissing.
They were shrimping when someone entered the room.
by Lockee April 23, 2025
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scumping

licking the scum off dirty dish water spitting the chunky juices onto your crotch before pleasuring yourself pushing the lumps of soggy cold food into the urethra of ones penis then cumming to shoot them out like a blow dart.
scumping is my absolute favorite pass time, you should try it some time!!
by floofer030 May 20, 2025
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Shumming

The act of ejaculating and shitting simultaneously, in order to stimulate the prostate and achieve maximum projectile velocity of cum.
Bro 1: I was shumming so hard while my parents were getting groceries yesterday.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.
by Dottman May 27, 2025
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Shrimping

What guy one cums in guy twos butt butt then guy three sucks it out and spits it into guy ones mouth and he spits it into guy twos mouth
"Hey Todd will you hurry up and start this shrimping secession"
by Yessem August 9, 2025
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Shumming

The act of shitting and cumming at the same time. (V.) (shummed, shum)
I was perched on top the toilet seat and I couldn’t handle how hot the girl I just fuck was, that I shummed myself.

I saw that hot girl I fucked last night and kept denying how I felt for her. All that anxiety and guilt had me shumming.
by The shummoner September 1, 2025
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Shrimping

The term used when describing when the man ejaculates inside his partners rectum, and then sips it with a straw.
You gotta be careful shrimping. Mark got food poisoning last week because he forgot to get his girl to wash her ass, before he shrimped her.
by Strawman592 October 23, 2025
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