Shite

Shite is an English way to say shit. If you couldn’t tell that then your utter shite. (Example)

“You bag of shite! Why are you being so lazy”

“Shite, I forgot to take out the trash”

by AidanTES February 8, 2019

Pint, fight, shite

The outlook of the quintessential Mansfield lad.

Good night Bothers?

Pint, fight, shite.

by SmitMeister September 29, 2020

Stage Shite

When a certain circumstance makes you get too nervous to produce any poo.

After making awkward eye contact over the cubicle door, Ryan got Stage Shite in the library toilets

by TimbolaArcade November 16, 2020

large shite

A way to describe someone who is being irritating, offensive or all of the above.

Liam was a large shite as soon as he came out of the womb

by nadpad August 3, 2017

Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite

Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.

Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!

by Jotinmick December 9, 2018

Shite

Missile made of shit

'Shite launching in 3, 2, 1..'

by ur moms a shite November 1, 2022

Shite sex

A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.

Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!

by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025