semen crackers

n. A type of especially salty delicacy (think Ritz crackers) topped with drops of male sperm secretions. These exclusive yet delicious treats can be purchased at the local prostitute corner or at fine retailers such as Radio Shack or Pet Smart.

Only a fine dose of semen crackers served with pineapples can satisfy the immense appetite of a transvestite.

by hobo_feces December 28, 2008

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Semen Bomb

In a water balloon fight, one balloon is filled up with a man's semen and is thrown directly at a girl's face. Can also she shot out of a water balloon launcher, but must hit a girl's face. Should be videotaped and put on youtube.

(Kid sitting in class)Did you see that girl's face?
(Other kid in class)Yea I heard she got hit by a semen bomb yesterday leaving school hahahahahaha.

by Ayron5588 December 18, 2008

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semen salad

When a man rubs his semen on his penis and balls and has a girl lick it off

Your a vegetarian? How would you like a semen salad?

by cheric August 5, 2008

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semen demon

someone who creates devious ways of obtaining large amounts of semen

uve surpassed cum guzzler muthafucka...ur a semen demon

by chainsawcharlie86 October 20, 2007

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semen silo

used to describe a female that has an insatiable appetite for sex, and sometime does not worry about the use of a condom.

danyelle has sex with everyone... she is such a semen silo.

by Life Hound October 29, 2007

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semen pillow

The decoration pillows in hotel rooms that never get cleaned, hence are covered in semen

Don't sleep on that, that's the semen pillow!

by NiggerNigger October 28, 2008

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Charlie Sheen's Brain

something you cannot handle for more than 5 seconds, causing you to "unplug this bastard". Charlie Sheen's Brain is like this, due to it being filled with tigers blood, the consistent banging of seven gram rocks, and insane amounts of Winning and bi-winning.

(You probably couldn't handle Charlie Sheen's Brain anyway, because you didn't bring enough gum for everyone.)

Normal Boring Guy 1: "Dude i tried using Charlie Sheen's Brain, but i was like "DUDE CANT HANDLE IT, UNPLUG THIS BASTARD."
Normal Boring Guy 2: "Maybe you should have brought enough gum for everyone"

by headstrong19 March 29, 2011

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