Sebastian

Dumb fucking bitch. Stupid stinky shit baby. Horrible pissboy shit man.

Sebastian's not like other boys. Because he is a dumb fucking bitch.

by Totallynotadumbass October 24, 2019

Sebastian

Someone who eats dog poop for no reason. Also has a cone shaped head

Guy1: Why is that cone eating dog poop?
Guy2: Oh it must be a Sebastian.

by jopoop98 July 18, 2019

Sebastian

He's ~hawt~

Yo bro
What
this guy is super ~hawt~
his name is probably sebastian

by ohsnapitzava May 14, 2018

Sebastian

Sebastian looks handsome but he ain't he is compeletaly trash

You are sebastian

by Meow xiong mao September 22, 2019

Sebastian

A good person

The amazing Sebastian has appeared

by Vor13x October 25, 2018

Sebastian

A really really really really REALLY, attractive guy. A bit two faced, some might say bipolar. Can be rude as fuck but once you know this guy, you’ll want to literally FUCK regardless. Never been more lustful for a guy in my life. Excudes big dick energy.

Rachel: “Holy shit! Meghan was caught in a wheelchair after staying at Sebastian’s house!”
Donna: “Damn i call dibs next!”

by hotgirl928392992 March 3, 2019

Sebastian

The look of a penis with plenty of charm based on a character in a Disney movie. The lip of a crab is the single most noticeable thing in the movie the little mermaid. The ledge of huge muffin top penis is characteristically similar to this little crabs large lip.. thus why you call your penis Sebastian. Significant land mark and popular hump for a good scratch.

Um excuse me baby but can Sebastian crawl off the beach and come into the sea? Under the sea! Under the sea!

by Joseph5555 July 24, 2018