When a man "or woman" clubs an attractive member from the opposite sex in the head and either throws them in a duffle bag or in their trunk and proceeds to drag them back to their home. Also known as "the caveman"
by Jephjeff January 3, 2020
Get the Baby sealmug. The act of surprising your sexual partner with a finger up the bum causing them to let out a guttural yell resembling that of an angry seal.
I took Stacy to Sea World, I got so horny I had to give her the seal finger right there in the Wild Arctic exhibit.
by Jizzy Pearl January 29, 2023
Get the Seal Fingermug. Based of NASB
Wrote In Palindrome's
Like Yahweh(double edge sword)
Forward and reverse audio
Li serve the first seal
Li seal with the white seal
Li's sell marken the conquest seal
Li stay with the second seal
Li snake the sun the red seal
Li's the one the war seal
Li stirr with the third seal
Li scale with the black seal
Li name my foot the famine seal
Li stove with the fourth seal
Li slay with the pale seal
Li's thank god the death seal
Li's faith with the Fifth seal
Li's sir trumpet, The Martyrs seal
Li's step martian, The trumpets seal
Li's Sket sin The Sixth Seal
Li's, Sir ray taught, The Terror Seal
Li Sleh'ath, The Hell Seal
Li's never sin, The seventh seal
Li scare god, The Great Seal
Li saw gun, The God seal
Wrote In Palindrome's
Like Yahweh(double edge sword)
Forward and reverse audio
Li serve the first seal
Li seal with the white seal
Li's sell marken the conquest seal
Li stay with the second seal
Li snake the sun the red seal
Li's the one the war seal
Li stirr with the third seal
Li scale with the black seal
Li name my foot the famine seal
Li stove with the fourth seal
Li slay with the pale seal
Li's thank god the death seal
Li's faith with the Fifth seal
Li's sir trumpet, The Martyrs seal
Li's step martian, The trumpets seal
Li's Sket sin The Sixth Seal
Li's, Sir ray taught, The Terror Seal
Li Sleh'ath, The Hell Seal
Li's never sin, The seventh seal
Li scare god, The Great Seal
Li saw gun, The God seal
by MineOwedWu's August 14, 2021
Get the The Seven Sealsmug. by Tourtles1274 October 19, 2020
Get the dehydrated sealmug. A gayboi who shows off his willy is 2'6
And Bullys others who are less bent
And has a stupid xbox name
And Bullys others who are less bent
And has a stupid xbox name
by Gayboy123562 September 19, 2020
Get the Master sealmug. by JudgeZilla September 13, 2021
Get the Seventh Sealmug. A typical sex move in the northern hemisphere involves a gallon of vodka, a giant balloon (preferably 13-26m in diameter), three "Charlie's cheese-stuffed chimichangas," family-size, and a Bluetooth headset with an extendable mic.
by Walterworld April 4, 2022
Get the Sappy Sealmug.