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sandy apple 

A sexual move in which you wrap an apple in sandpaper and insert it into a female's anus. Or a male's anus I guess, whatever floats your boat.
I gave my girlfriend a sandy apple the other night and she didn't stop bleeding for 3 hours.
sandy apple by sandyapples123 October 3, 2010

sandy panda

a very very dirty, very very naughty sexual position.
sandy panda by dmill January 12, 2008

sandy beaver 

when you have sex with a women on the beach she gets a sandy beaver
I was having sex with my girl friend on the beach and when we were finished she had a sandy beaver

Sandy Gritty 

A code phrase high school girls from beach towns use when they get a finger bang at the beach. Typically, the girl and her male partner are at a beach party and walk down to a secluded area where the two enter into a heated grope session. This eventually ends in the male partner inserting his fingers into the girls vagina (with sand) causing arousing whispers and a lasting impression she will remember tomorrow.
Hey Karen, did the two of you get all the way to the Sandy Gritty last night.
Sandy Gritty by JSWET February 4, 2009

sandy coufax

When the erect penal object of a man is dipped in beach sand and his girlfriend gives him a blowjob, usually while still on the beach. Named after Sandy Koufax the pitcher for the Dodgers in the mid 50's through the mid 60's.
Jeff received an epic sandy coufax from his girlfriend who chipped a tooth in the process from blowing his sandy dick.
sandy coufax by Yobungus1337 August 23, 2010

sandy vagina 

a metaphor for discomfort or anger, referring to the rather uncomfortable feeling of having sand in the vagina
"man, Shaniqua got dumped yesterday and now she's got a sandy vagina!"
sandy vagina by counselor May 18, 2006