Samplasion

The smartest guy in the world. He has a brain of 3 Googolplex neurons.

A: do you know that guy?
B: yeah, he’s samplasion!

by Samplasion August 22, 2017

Samlubo

The term for when a Sam is amazing

Wow, that Sam is so funny. She must have a touch of samlubo

by Crondor October 22, 2017

samalgermate

The unusual or unnecessary amalgamation of two or more words related to the financial industry.

Sam: "Hey, did you process the distribournal?"
Jamie: "Did you just samalgermate 'distribution journal'?"

by JDog AKA Mr. Handsome November 8, 2017

samilo

when someone is a samilo they break into someones house at night time, they tape the family to the wall and then start raping them while the taped people cannot do anything, samilo then leaves the house and lets the family die

Urgh samilo taped us to the wall and now is gonna let us die!

by PewPewshots November 18, 2017

samelda

Samelda a kind and loving person but one who does not take shit from assholes.she'll seem playful or small at first but when you get to know her you'll understand that she is very good at planning and decision making she knows how to run her world to get what she wants.a samelda is really loyal when it comes to relationship issues and is willing to pour out all her love she is romantic if you get her love you better keep it 😍

She is so loyal to her guy what a Samelda

by Sammie Lida I Jones June 2, 2018

samilah

A teeny tiny little Asian woman, she is overly loud and has tendancy to make men cum just by putting a condom on. She is love gin and shares men in night clubs with her friend Katie, they always kiss men uglier than them so that there’s is less chance of being turned down

Did you hear what Samilah did to that guy... she’s such a hoe

by Youi don’t knoww January 15, 2019

Samlai

Samlai is a very smart, caringand loving person she will make anyone laugh and smile . But samlai is very sensitive and takes things very personal and she can be very insecure about herself sometimes. she is very good at soccer and she such a sweetgirl that cares for anyone and once you really get to know samlai she’s the best!! Samlai is not gonna be perfect Bc no ones perfect but what she is ! Is SAMLAI❤️

“Beauty is skin deep” samlai:)

by Samlai February 24, 2019