Texas Salsa 

A sexual act in which menstrual blood,feces,and semen are mixed into one and then blasted up the female's anus

Conner:Hey Gertrude I wanna try doing Texas Salsa
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass

Texas Salsa by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme June 16, 2020

Dick Salsa 

The residual semen exiting the vagina after ejaculating in a girl while on her menstrual cycle.

You should seen the dick salsa run down that chicks legs when she stood up after we bumped nugs.

Dick Salsa by Dsalsa6969 January 11, 2021

loose salsa 

An alternative, more hillbilly way to describe a salsa made with fresh ingredients (pico de gallo or salsa fresca); unlike other salsas made with tomato sauce/paste to thicken the consistency of it.

"Nothing quite beats a slow-cooked hobo-scramble with lots of black pepper flakes and loose salsa."

"Can I geet some of der' loose salsa for mi tacohs?"

loose salsa by supereboy February 4, 2021

Jamaican Salsa

The unequivocal and unanimous craving for custard while sweating intensely, most common post coitus.

"you feeling like Jamaican Salsa right now?"

Jamaican Salsa by Billy_bob101 June 11, 2021

Midwestern Salsa 

When you cum in a girl and then you start shaking her violently until you or the girl passes out or throws up.

Matthew said " I gave her the Midwestern Salsa last night and she is going to break up with me now due to me giving her the Midwestern Salsa."

Midwestern Salsa by The reatards June 18, 2021

Locker Salsa

When you urinate blood into a locker room. Can also be used in past tense as Locker Salsaed

"Hey Paul, did you see that Locker Salsa someone did?"

"Yeah."

Locker Salsa by GooBeanie September 21, 2021

prison salsa 

When a man takes Picante sauce packets or plain salsa and covers another inmates asshole before pounding it

I’m glad they started giving us salsa with meal time, I saved mine to make prison salsa last night.

prison salsa by Trash_mouth October 23, 2022