southpaw

A term used to indicate that someone is "the man." For example, if someone is southpaw, they could kick your ass using only one hand (or "paw), and they most likely engage in numerous sexual encounters (the area down "south") on a regular basis. Most importantly, if someone is southpaw, they are modest about it.

Guiseppi: Dude, you're so southpaw. I wish I could be as cool as you.

southpaw: Nah, I'm not southpaw, although coincidentally, my name is. You, my friend, are the one who is southpaw.

by KingGuiseppi April 11, 2009

south park

the show in which a poor little boy dies, and a fat piece of shit makes fun of a jew

Kenny- "mmmphhhmaffuddfh"
Cartman-"Shut up Kenny"
Kyle-"Shut up Fat-ass"
Cartman-"Shut your mouth you stupid jew

by your bitch May 15, 2003

South Park

The best tv series ever made.

i fucking love south park

by OmgTheyKilledKenny!YouBASTEDS! August 16, 2019

pull a south park

To do something really high quality in a small amount of time

-Hey dude, look at this song about the presidential debate I made!
-Holy shit it's only been 12 hours since the debate, and that song is fire! You really did pull a South Park on this one!

by thegreatesttttt September 30, 2020

Southpaw Claw

When your left nut starts to mysteriously ache for no reason. When the right nut aches it can be called just "the Claw" but that is much more uncommon.

"Dude my left nutty is hurting!"
"Why? I didn't even hit you there you pussbag."
"Nah, it's the Southpaw Claw. It's a bitch."
"And how!"

by SCLAW March 4, 2010

Southlake

Bunch of pretentious fag$ who blow dry their hair every morning and think they’re from the south. It is the only town in Texas that isn’t considered southern.

Southlake is in the south!

by Starchild69 November 7, 2018

south park

1. a comedy show, using only cut-out paper figures, created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker. It features immature, elementary students cursing and discussing adult issues (especially sex)

2. an old mining town; present day Fairplay, Colorado

Did you watch that episode of South Park last week where Kenny dies?

by John Shim February 15, 2003