A sexual act of oral copulation...while straddling a recipient...at the appropriate moment..deficate on recipient's breasts, then remove penis from mouth and place in between fecile covered breasts moving back and forth aggressively... then reinserting penis back into mouth of recipient and ejaculating.
by Ron Brawndo December 5, 2013

"When a man puts his testicles in a woman's mouth and then proceeds to ask her a question. In turn her nut slurred speech will sound like that of Chewbacca's."
by VousCrew October 28, 2008

Ejaculating with such huge force and volume in your chick's mouth that it causes her to gag and throw up on your recently emptied wang..
by Bwana B. November 25, 2005

Vaginal intercourse followed by anal intercourse followed by vaginal intercourse and then cunnilungus.
Unbeknownst at the time, the drunken lovers were subjugating the man to the humiliation of a Sloppy Jackson.
by ModusOperandi February 25, 2009

Getting a blowjob from a very rotund girl. She generally uses her jowls to assist in giving said blowjob resulting in lots of saliva all over the place.
by WVU SER April 18, 2009

A nasty looking pussy.
The typical ones look like somebody stuffed a handful of sliced roast beef into her hole.
Sloppy pussies can benefit humanity, however. If the owner of the pussy is an organ donor, the extra skin can easliy be fabricated into replacement ears for burn victims.
The typical ones look like somebody stuffed a handful of sliced roast beef into her hole.
Sloppy pussies can benefit humanity, however. If the owner of the pussy is an organ donor, the extra skin can easliy be fabricated into replacement ears for burn victims.
by CT Vigilante July 4, 2006

While having anal sex with a female or male, if you remove your penis to ejaculate on his or her back and they begin to shit themselves because of loss of control of their bowels, quickly shove your penis back up their ass to stop the shit from coming out. If done successfully, it should resemble a hairless gopher burrowing back into his hole.
"Dude i was fucking this chick up the ass last night and when i finished i had to give her a Sloppy Gopher to save the floor.
by PERRAY November 9, 2009
