by CookieCoderBT October 14, 2019
Get the thicc sealmug. The act of surprising your sexual partner with a finger up the bum causing them to let out a guttural yell resembling that of an angry seal.
I took Stacy to Sea World, I got so horny I had to give her the seal finger right there in the Wild Arctic exhibit.
by Jizzy Pearl January 29, 2023
Get the Seal Fingermug. A typical sex move in the northern hemisphere involves a gallon of vodka, a giant balloon (preferably 13-26m in diameter), three "Charlie's cheese-stuffed chimichangas," family-size, and a Bluetooth headset with an extendable mic.
by Walterworld April 4, 2022
Get the Sappy Sealmug. When a man "or woman" clubs an attractive member from the opposite sex in the head and either throws them in a duffle bag or in their trunk and proceeds to drag them back to their home. Also known as "the caveman"
by Jephjeff January 3, 2020
Get the Baby sealmug. A gayboi who shows off his willy is 2'6
And Bullys others who are less bent
And has a stupid xbox name
And Bullys others who are less bent
And has a stupid xbox name
by Gayboy123562 September 19, 2020
Get the Master sealmug. by Tourtles1274 October 19, 2020
Get the dehydrated sealmug. by Easy E, big up July 12, 2019
Get the seal juicemug.