The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".
guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010
Get the santa beardsmug. Rich, white, snobby, rude, & typically blonde chicks with caked on makeup who attend University of California, Santa Barbara.
My Santa Barbie roommate refuses to acknowledge my existence and instead just spends all her time putting on 10 lbs of makeup and curling her bleach blonde hair.
by lovesthepants October 24, 2009
Get the Santa Barbiemug. The GREATEST ninja of all time!!!
1. He can't be seen
2. Only a true ninja can break into that many houses, undetected, in one night
3. He taught reindeer to hover and fly, and we all know that, while only superheros and ninja can fly, only a ninja can teach other lifeforms to do it too... that's right, the reindeer had to become ninjas too.
1. He can't be seen
2. Only a true ninja can break into that many houses, undetected, in one night
3. He taught reindeer to hover and fly, and we all know that, while only superheros and ninja can fly, only a ninja can teach other lifeforms to do it too... that's right, the reindeer had to become ninjas too.
Kid: I'm gonna stay up and try to see Santa Claus :D
Brother: No!!! don't do that!!! I heard, that the reason his suit is red is from the blood of children trying to sneak a peek at him...
Kid: Huh? Santa kills you if you see him?
Brother: He HAS to! It's the code of the ninja! They're not supposed to be seen. You see them; they kill you!
Kid: (Cries)
Brother: No!!! don't do that!!! I heard, that the reason his suit is red is from the blood of children trying to sneak a peek at him...
Kid: Huh? Santa kills you if you see him?
Brother: He HAS to! It's the code of the ninja! They're not supposed to be seen. You see them; they kill you!
Kid: (Cries)
by Suihime May 19, 2010
Get the Santa Clausmug. by Telephony December 23, 2021
Get the Santa Flushmug. "1: Have you seen Santa Fanta?
2: what you mean?
1: Its a santa who likes fanta...
2: You mean the soda?
1: yeah"
2: what you mean?
1: Its a santa who likes fanta...
2: You mean the soda?
1: yeah"
by dev4psn January 8, 2014
Get the santa fantamug. An exaggerated colloquialism to correctly asses the abilities of being good with women.
When a man is extremely adept at picking up and sleeping with (fornicating) others especially women.
When a man attracts many ladies and their approval, lusts, and fascinations.
A man who uses gifts as a means to sleep with many women.
A man who is a Sexual Dynamo.
When a man is extremely adept at picking up and sleeping with (fornicating) others especially women.
When a man attracts many ladies and their approval, lusts, and fascinations.
A man who uses gifts as a means to sleep with many women.
A man who is a Sexual Dynamo.
Dude, You see Jimmy with all those girls tonight? He was Santa Sleighing!
The professor knows just what grades to get those girl's shirts off. He Santa Sleighs.
I Santa sleighed it last night in bed. She was begging for more.
The professor knows just what grades to get those girl's shirts off. He Santa Sleighs.
I Santa sleighed it last night in bed. She was begging for more.
by @BananaHamBone January 24, 2011
Get the Santa Sleighsmug. by Matt Fain December 22, 2008
Get the Santa Bellymug.