San Diego plateau

The female reproductive organ that has been infected with a virus.
The gynecologist said "ma'am you have a San Diego Plateau between your legs and we need to amputate."
by TRUNDEL THE GREAT November 11, 2017
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San Diego Fireworks

1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.

2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.

(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.

1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.

2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.

2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
by DerSizzler July 11, 2012
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San Diego bus stop

A san Diego bus stop is a magical place where you will either get asked for money from a homeless person or you will lose your virginity to a transgender man who will give you aids.
Genie Flenie: Hey man why are you walking with a limp? George Lloyd: I was just at a San diego bus stop you can probably guess what happend.
by dildofarts July 31, 2023
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San Diego Jackhammer

When you eat pop rocks and give someone a blowjob at the same time
Dude, I just got a San Diego Jackhammer
by Jackdimmadomeee July 28, 2018
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Jackin' It In San Diego

yes.

basically masturbating in San Diego of California
most people do this after getting into drama that is SERIOUS
but seriously this is a song for south park made by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Bruce Howell.
Stan: I just have to put an end to bullying Kyle! You don't get it!
Kyle: Yea but you are profiting off of this for yourself only! Just don't end up naked and Jackin' it in San Diego.
by ConnorBroski December 18, 2024
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san diego super soaker

The act of riding the male member and/or equivalent to the point of causing your partner to squirt numerous times causing a flash flood.
Ali was riding me earlier and gave me and my mattress a San Diego super soaker.
by Alie the red 10 December 09, 2017
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San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho
I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed
by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021
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