Ruben miguel joao

Well do u see the most op thing in the dimension , this is even more powerfull.
He can atrack all females of the universe with just his sexual look he can destroy the universe with is gigantic universe destroyer dick he will also drink a lot and get druged often

Were fuked ruben miguel joao has arrived !!

by Mujuik December 23, 2016

Ruben

Usually a brunette which looks like a ginger. They love beards and seldom shave after matric. Quite happy living on a farm and often drives a Ford. Has a husky voice. Very curious in a sexual kind of way.

I wonder if that Ruben likes anal too?!

by _brixn.m January 2, 2017

ruben caballero

A Mexican donkey rider

I saw a ruben caballero

by 849 sexy pants April 8, 2017

Ruben

A skinny bitch who never answers the phone unless it’s Cesar and wipes standing up

“Ay Ruben get online”
“Is Cesar on”
“No”
Proceeds to hang up the phone

by Tron_4000 January 22, 2020

Ruben

A male who is gonna go bald in his 20s and is prob on ft rn and is very toxic his parents named him while in a bad mood

Hey heard of Ruben

Yea he’s toxic he stole my black air force’s

by Toxic female May 6, 2020

Ruben

Ruben is a bitch who tries to deny the fact that he is a simp and overall bitch

Person 1: Ugh I had to play with Ruben last night.
Person 2: Oh that bitch?

by Gum breath September 14, 2020

Ruben

A fucking rat

Ruben is a rat

by Ruben ratt November 10, 2020