I ran to the shitter and blew major ass all over because of the rectal rockets from an hour earlier.
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blake mitchel and evan berry were having extremely dry butt sex and blake pulled out and said wow evan your dry ass hole gave me a salami rocket...
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How can you forget how to spell "ridiculous"
Clearly it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to spell common words correctly.
Clearly it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to spell common words correctly.
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Crotch rockets are not always Japanese motorcycles, Italian companies such as Ducati manufacture quite high-quality crotch rockets as well.
Also known as 'sportbikes'.
Crotch rockets are not always Japanese motorcycles, Italian companies such as Ducati manufacture quite high-quality crotch rockets as well.
Also known as 'sportbikes'.
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punk rockers ARE: cool, fun, thoughtful, intelligent, understanding
punk rockers are NOT: all potheads, stuck up, or selfish
punk rockers are NOT: all potheads, stuck up, or selfish
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When you go to the toilet with a rocket-powered shit, the result depends on the type if shit- if runny, it will erupt and spray everywhere, covering the toilet bowl in modern art. If dry, all the shit will force itself from your anus in one log, leaving no mess behind, and creating a huge splash as it cannons into the water. A rocket-powered shit will need no wiping after, as the fart cleans it all up for you.
When you go to the toilet with a rocket-powered shit, the result depends on the type if shit- if runny, it will erupt and spray everywhere, covering the toilet bowl in modern art. If dry, all the shit will force itself from your anus in one log, leaving no mess behind, and creating a huge splash as it cannons into the water. A rocket-powered shit will need no wiping after, as the fart cleans it all up for you.
Bob: dude I need to go take a shit
John: cool man tell me how it goes
(Explosion and subsequent screams emanate from the vicinity of the bathroom)
Bob returns.
John: oh god, what have you done?
Bob: fuck. That shit was no ordinary shit.
John: oh my god
Bob: it was a ROCKET-POWERED SHIT
John: cool man tell me how it goes
(Explosion and subsequent screams emanate from the vicinity of the bathroom)
Bob returns.
John: oh god, what have you done?
Bob: fuck. That shit was no ordinary shit.
John: oh my god
Bob: it was a ROCKET-POWERED SHIT
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