is time real

something both pot smokers and retards who are awake at 4 am think about the universe

person 1: we've been talking about deep shit and our existence for over 10 hours

person 2: is time real

by autistic jellybean December 24, 2016

like for real

I mean it. Seriously. I'm not joking.

Stop doing that, like for real! She is wearing that shirt again, like for real?

by crav4587 December 18, 2012

A REAL feminist

The feminist movement has become a joke and laughing stock that has become much too political resulting in the movement currently going nowhere despite good core intentions.

A real feminist, unlike the new idea of 3rd tier feminism, is a person of either gender who wants to "define, establish, and achieve political, economic, personal, and social equality of sexes. This includes seeking to establish educational and professional opportunities for women that are equal to those for men." these people- contrary to the bad rep the new age feminists get- are people who don't feel rage or hatred or superiority to men, simply someone who wishes to be represented as an equal. So, in conclusion, a feminist is not a man-hater, merely a person who believes in, and fights for equality.

(an example of a fake feminist)
Fake feminist: "men are all evil!!!"
Real feminist: "we need to stand up for ourselves and make sure we feminism in society!"
fake feminist: "feminists are meant to hate all men!"
real feminist: "feminists are meant to fight for their rights, stand up for unfair treatment of women, and fights for equality."

by lei-li November 3, 2018

real deal holyfield

Something that is true or legitimate.

Originates from American boxer Evander "Real Deal" Holyfield; popularized as a phrase by Snoop Dogg in "Ain't Nothin' But A G Thang"

"And that's realer than Real Deal Holyfield" - Snoop Dogg

You can get either the generic brand or go for the real deal holyfield if you want the quality kind.

by Freak Speely November 24, 2009

real spit

A phrase used to describe a speaker’s words as irrefutable, honest, heart-felt or “gospel”.

“Man, that pig took my chain and kicked me in my dick.”
”That’s some real spit, cuz.”

by Luke Madrid July 26, 2007

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

In the act of Keeping it Real, the outcome is unexpected and usually has a negative affect on the individual who decided to keep it real. (See Keeping it Real)

After losing his Job, Frank wrote a paper on, "When keeping it real goes wrong."

by SouthParkChef August 18, 2008

bitch are you fo real

an unsure way of saying many things
no way!
really?
I cant believe it

said by Doug in Sons of butcher many times

Ricky: your gonna die in 5 days
Doug: bitch are you fo real

by Gilby00 March 31, 2008