jerk rag

n. an absorbant piece of cloth, usually a towel or rag, that one has designated as the reciever for their semen at the climax of masturbation, only to be washed on a weekly basis

I got tired of going through a box of tissues a week so now i just use a beach towel for a jerk rag.

by Bill Brasky August 11, 2005

fuck rag

a piece of cloth kept near the bed for mopping up residual juices after sex.

After I banged Jenny, I wiped my self off with my fuck rag and told her to get the hell out of my apartment.

by sunshine.acid May 12, 2005

jizz-rag

rag with sperm on it

bob:hey i wiped my mouth on that rag is that ok

john:yea fine but its my jizz-rag

by dion edwards April 01, 2008

rag shag

n. a sexual encounter with a female when she is actively menstruating.

I was feeling so randy last night that I just had to have a rag shag with my man on our fuck sheets. We screwed for the 6th time in the shower before washing off.

by Berry Flomar January 16, 2004

Spill Rag

A cloth receptacle (most commonly a crew cut sock) for a man's semen. Tube socks may be used when no crew socks are available.

Hey man, pass me that spill rag, I'm about to blow my load!

by smusk87 April 12, 2011

rag-doll

west coast beach slang. the act of getting flailled around by large ocean waves.

whoa! i got totally rag-dolled on that set. rag-doll

by sandspit September 11, 2007

rag on a stick

What fat people wash themselves with.

Fat guy: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

by Speshul K April 27, 2006