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jerk rag

n. an absorbant piece of cloth, usually a towel or rag, that one has designated as the reciever for their semen at the climax of masturbation, only to be washed on a weekly basis
I got tired of going through a box of tissues a week so now i just use a beach towel for a jerk rag.
by Bill Brasky September 3, 2005
mugGet the jerk ragmug.

fuck rag

a piece of cloth kept near the bed for mopping up residual juices after sex.
After I banged Jenny, I wiped my self off with my fuck rag and told her to get the hell out of my apartment.
by sunshine.acid May 14, 2005
mugGet the fuck ragmug.

jizz-rag

bob:hey i wiped my mouth on that rag is that ok

john:yea fine but its my jizz-rag
by dion edwards April 1, 2008
mugGet the jizz-ragmug.

rag shag

n. a sexual encounter with a female when she is actively menstruating.
I was feeling so randy last night that I just had to have a rag shag with my man on our fuck sheets. We screwed for the 6th time in the shower before washing off.
by Berry Flomar January 16, 2004
mugGet the rag shagmug.

Spill Rag

A cloth receptacle (most commonly a crew cut sock) for a man's semen. Tube socks may be used when no crew socks are available.
Hey man, pass me that spill rag, I'm about to blow my load!
by smusk87 April 30, 2011
mugGet the Spill Ragmug.

rag-doll

west coast beach slang. the act of getting flailled around by large ocean waves.
whoa! i got totally rag-dolled on that set. rag-doll
by sandspit September 24, 2007
mugGet the rag-dollmug.

rag on a stick

What fat people wash themselves with.
Fat guy: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
by Speshul K May 9, 2006
mugGet the rag on a stickmug.

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