rabbit flu

Being a brother to the swine flu, rabbit flu is rumored to be a contagious disease that makes you sneeze fwee. It is often referrred to as H3N3.
Person 1: Vincent don't give me the rabbit flu!
Vincent: AchFWEEEE
Person 1: Crap now I have it!
Person 2: Good thing I got my 3 vaccines.
Vincent: Fwee?
by FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE November 2, 2009
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cock rabbit

noun. One who hops on a cock like a rabbit
Mary sure was a cock rabbit last night.
by The Coolest Kid in Town August 12, 2006
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mad rabbit

to viciously fuck on a repeated basis.
They were straight fucking like mad rabbits for bout a month and then it was over cause he got caught shrimpin with her brother.
by bymoosek March 25, 2010
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Rabbit Punch

Any blow to the back of the head, -preferably between the skull and first vertebrae, shaking the victim's brain and upper spinal cord equally, -in particular the Medulla Oblongata, or brain stem, -which does not regenerate-, permanently disabling basic motor and bodily functions, as well as possible brain and nerve damage to lobes of the brain dealing with sight, smell, taste, kidney function, hearing, and respiration.
By far, the most profound way to get even with someone, short of murder; on account it is: 1) easy to pull off, as the victim never sees anything coming, as well as, 2) deliberately aiming for that most tender spot in vertebrates, rendering it "unsportsmanlike", in athletic endeavor.
That accountant figured he could rob me of my 40 acre farm; so, one day, I rabbit punched him. Now he can't control his eyes or tongue... And, I got a one year suspended sentence!

The Rabbit Punch, makes all men equal with one beautiful move. So, remember to Love Thy Neighbor.
by skydog70 January 20, 2007
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Jizz Rabbit

Old clump of come with ingrown hairs.
Billy cleaned up the jizz rabbit from the corner in his bedroom.
by Stephiecakes May 9, 2003
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Ass-Rabbit

N. A mythical small lagomorph with a fully developed booty for a head, that produces feces in a manner similar to chocolate ice cream.
Man, I tell you I'm terrified of getting a Cleveland Steamroller from an ass-rabbit at night. Way worse than any boogyman.
by DickHeadMcFuck April 4, 2015
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Skin the Rabbit

Southern American colloquial expression for helping someone pull their shirt off over their head, especially when helping a child to disrobe.
Adult when it's time to help a child change clothes, "Time to Skin the Rabbit!"
Child raises their arms to allow easier assistance.
by SouthernMelinnial January 14, 2022
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