moscow rules

Description of severe consequences for repeating gossip.

"I'll tell you the scoop but this can't ever get out. You know, Moscow Rules: You talk, you die." - Miss Simmons

by stauffenator October 30, 2009

Road Rules

The Real World's bastard step-brother. Only half as entertaining, but just as worthless.

by Ninja Disaster July 18, 2003

road rules

an MTV show where people travel around in a crowded bus thang and complete missions for prizes and if they fail they vote sum1 off

I'm finna go watch road rules since aint nothin else on.

by Mizz Dymepiece aka Jasmine July 31, 2003

Deployment Rules

AKA "D.R."; A known and unwritten creed to never discuss the philandering and sexually-related extracurricular activities of one's fellow shipmates or soliders while on overseas liberty."

"Hey guys, before we go out, remember DEPLOYMENT RULES for tonight".

by Steamer 2 January 30, 2008

Hose Rules

Spraying seniors with our hoses.

"Oh man, I can't wait to give those guys the hose rules treatment!"

by A.Non1989 December 5, 2011

Drunk Rules

An unspoken, unilateral agreement exonerating an individual or group of any consequence of any action performed while blind shit-faced drunk, or merely tipsy. Either way dude. Go nuts.

Judge: You stand accused of willful destruction of private property, public indecency, reckless endangerment, and assault for committing the act of defecating in, on, and around the gas tank of one Principal Gumblefudger, fully naked and covered in raspberry vinaigrette dressing and yelling "Fuck the British! Long live the Confederacy!", as the car was in motion and being driven by the principal's daughter, all the while in full view of the school's occupants as they assembled in the parking lot for the annual Casimir Pulaski day parade! Jesus Brother-Sucking Christ, do you have anything to say for yourself? How could you possibly plead to fully acknowledge the extent of your public malice?
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.

by oogaboogatrumpa69.5 May 3, 2018

novo rules trump house rules

say it when u want to get what you want and you have a novo because novo rules automatically trump house rules
-darby and tara . (we made this shit)

“you have to fuck her mom bc novo rules trump house rules”

by Nigger69cock May 4, 2019