The one, the only insane bastard of Japan. Irrational in all things and nearly unfathomable are all his sayings. He's addicted to sleeping and cake and sake'...ph33r him for he shall smote your American, heathen self!
by American-Boy -.- September 03, 2003
by ben dover the trap king October 15, 2017
Markus: hey man! you heard the raccoon penis bone in birth?
Brendan: What's it sound like?
Markus: uh, whuuu twirp whoooo
Brendan: oh...do guys have penis bones?
Markus: I THINK MINE JUST CRACKED!!!
Brendan: What's it sound like?
Markus: uh, whuuu twirp whoooo
Brendan: oh...do guys have penis bones?
Markus: I THINK MINE JUST CRACKED!!!
by markopolo_13 November 28, 2007
a phrase used to tell someone or a group to not be so irrational that they might lose a body part(s) (figuratively and literally)
Bob: Rick, don't chase the lonely raccoon tonight. We need you for tomorrow's game.
Rick: Don't worry. I will make sure that I don't get too drunk so I can think straight.
Rick: Don't worry. I will make sure that I don't get too drunk so I can think straight.
by MrBaseball17 June 05, 2011
A raccoon snooze juicer is when someone is mouth fucked by a stuffed raccoon with a sausage attached for a penis. Traditionally a room full of out of state strangers films it but it can be done without
by Heather Swanson March 29, 2023
A reinvented way of saying the classic fraise “see you later alligator”, see you later raccoon is a cool, stylish and trendy way to say goodbye
by Kitty, Margie and Sammy September 28, 2018
by 2doorsdown June 17, 2022