quiet australian

A fictional segment of the voting population created by Prime Minister Scott Morrison to:

1. Perpetuate the myth that the 2019 Election was won by a majority

2. Avoid criticism and scrutiny, which is practically every day.

Scott Morrison: ‘Quiet Australians, where the bloody hell are ya?’

Also Scott Morrison: ‘Quiet Australians want me to lock up illegal queue-jumping boat arrivals that have come to Australia to have a go.’

Also Scott Morrison, ‘The Quiet Australians know that I brought the budget back into surplus next year.’

by Peter Dutton MP October 19, 2019

Quiet kid

The quiet kid is the most quiet kid in class, never speaking to anyone, always going unnoticed. The quiet kid is also very slow to anger but when they are angry, you stay away from them. They are very dangerous when angry. They can be very nice if you are nice to them so make sure to share your snacks with them and don't only ask them for the answer to the math homework.

John: Yo! Who is Jason??
Dennis: You don't know who Jason is?
John: No lol.
Dennis: Oh! Prolly cuz he's the quiet kid.

by michaeljacksonsplasticsurgeon June 1, 2021

quieftologist

An amateur or scientist who studies the natural phenomena of the quief

Dr. Randy Pucker, noted queftologist and Director of the Institute of Quieftology seeks quieffy quiffers for an upcoming study of the volume and composition of quiefal gasseous emmissions during multi-digital sex and fisting.

by Manny Wholes October 30, 2003

quiltmc

A very popular definition in the Urban Dictionary, where people whose feelings got hurt by a Minecraft modloader go to cry about it.

Man 1: Ha! I went on the quiltmc modloader page on UD and wrote about how unbased it is. Totally owned them!
Man 2: Please, get a life.

by RevTecCom January 19, 2023

quiet leader

-A nerd who is exploited by his classmates and given the name "leader" to compensate.

"Robin, the quiet leader, sat in Math class as all the cool kids made him do his homework. Robin agreed because it was the only way which he could have contact with other people outside of RON games and band practices and singing carols in downtown Ghent."

by Austin February 9, 2005

quiff

Taught to me by my Nova Scotia in-laws, a quiff is a Canadian cunt. NOT to be confused with quief which is a pussy fart.

OMG she is SUCH a fucking QUIFF!!!!!!!!!

by fran429 June 30, 2006

Quiet Quitting

Working no more, and no less, than 40 hours a week in a full time job.

Alex has been leaving work at 5pm each day recently because he’s quiet quitting.

by Drinks are on…the house September 5, 2022