Quantum English

A type of English an someone uses that is extremely and unnecessary verbose, lengthy and metaphorical in relation to the actual content of the speech in order to appear more intelligent, of higher class or to hide it's message.

Person: ...Momentary phenomena distort through frantic and repetitive practice as the spatial derivative threshold exuberates ...
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??

by fakafmafaka April 11, 2019

Quantum Night

A night of enchantment and well deserved debauchery among only the classiest and most badass of individuals. Quantum Nights often include high quality hand selected beverages, intellectual games of the mind, and candle illumination.

Jackie: Hey isn't there a Quantum Night coming up soon?
Gia: Actually yea, I think your right, it's about time.
Jackie: Yea we've been whooping ass and taking care of business all week, it's definitely time for a break.
Gia: Yaaassssss, I'll see you there!
***Jackie and Gia conduct and jumping hi-five together***

by Beast Squad August 19, 2019

quantum faggot

A meaning for the abbreviation qf, such a faggot that you would fuck a universe

Andrew is a quantum faggot

by Derpface mcgee April 2, 2018

Quantum Thop

The Quantum Thop is a particularly harsh thop, one where the thopper draws upon all of their palm-strength to administer the thop

'If you don't shut up I'll Quantum Thop you into the next realm'

by ithinkmrkellylovesme May 20, 2018

quantum matrix

The word defining the very essence of something that is very complicated but doesn't really exist.

A: How did you French exam go?
B: Well you know I just had to reconfigure the quantum matrix, that's all.

by Weed_lord_boner_hitler June 12, 2017

quantum-rhetorical homo

The stage in a relationship between two (or more) bros that surpasses the 'no homo' boundary; the highest mutually shared honor between bros. Achieving this level of camaraderie can be very difficult, as all included parties should come to an agreement on their post-no homo status and mutually adopt the quantum-rhetorical homo status.

John: If I were gay I'd suck Steve's dick.
Steve: I appreciate it bro.
Bystander: Sounds like you've hit quantum-rhetorical homo.

by kolahh March 3, 2018

Quantum slider

A slider which traverses its whole length repeatedly at extremely high SV; the slider ball's position is only "observed" every 1ms, giving the illusion of strange movement patterns. These cause extreme lag so it is best to keep them simple.
No one even knows these sliders exist.

Karoo13 used quantum sliders in his Aspire 2018 map. His map ID: 948643

by wiwit October 23, 2019