Chardonnay Pong

A highly sophisticated version of the more commonly known game of Beer Pong. Whereas the traditional participants of Beer Pong tend to be low lifes, inbreeds, hillbillys, morons, 909ers, students from colleges in the southeast US, etc., Chardonnay Pong attracts a more refined level of idiot. The more expensive the Chardonnay, the more important to humanity the Chardonnay Pong player is. Entry level players will often utilize "box" variety Chardonnay, thereby relegating themselves to subhuman/neanderthal status. Some players have been known to utilize a crude and disgusting horse piss swill known as 2 buck chuck for their proceedings. This is common among Cro Mag project executives and pre-construction managers in Southern California.

Jacko - I've been training big time for the Chardonnay Pong tournament at Snowbird next month. I'm gonna beat all a yous like rented mules.

Oldog - Right on Jacko, have you been hitting that case of Mondavi Private Reserve I gave you for Xmas?

Jacko - No Oldog, I prefer the 2 buck chuck - mmm good! Pour me another boot Charty.

by Tiburonian December 20, 2010

Ponga

A penis or an offensive word to call people.

Dwayne has a big ponga.

Brett has a little itty bitty Ponga that he fucks Rarnay and Simmay with.

by carliella July 1, 2004

tit pong

a game like ping pong except in this game you have to try and hit a ping pong ball into a girls low cut short/blouse
first person to get 3 balls in wins

me and my friends played tit pong and i got to be the judge

by big red 44 September 17, 2006

pongtastic

something that smells very bad

I haven't had a shower for 3 days and am pongtastic.

by bloodsuckka April 20, 2009

Filthy Pong

The action of pooping out of one's asshole into another's asshole and then the receiver of the poop pooping back into the server's (the original defecater)asshole, and repeating until one asshole fails to catch the poop: the loser. This game goes on similar to ping pong until one person emerges as the victor.

"dude, Julie totally just whooped my ass at filthy pong"

"Wouldn't it be cool if Filthy Pong was a video game?"

by Alex Bearden September 11, 2007

MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK

THE MOTHER FUCKIN' ULTIMATE INSULT.

CARTMAN'S MOM IS A MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK.

by MATTPOWNS June 27, 2009

Idea-pong

Bouncing ideas back and forth, brainstorming. "Let's get together and bounce some ideas around" "Sure, it will be like ping-pong with ideas" "You could call it Idea-pong!"

"Hey we have to figure out a way to get Parker to dump Janice so you can date him"
"Oh I know, but I can't seem to think of anything"
"Well how about we play some Idea-Pong this weekend, then we can get some ideas"

by Kristina Bella February 24, 2006