mud pud

A sloppy, loose, floppy, stinky pussy

Natalie has the biggest mud pud ever...

mud pud by Mrsoliz October 19, 2017

Nub Pud

The post apocalyptic size of a penis after taking Testosterone blocking drugs for Cancer. It may be a very large clitoris now.

My best buddy has turned into a nub pud instead of a team player.

Nub Pud by Happy Cancer Guy May 18, 2018

Lil pud 

A lil pud is a rare find, typically big built, always wrapped in supreme or off white and will have a story about everything and will be able to bs out of any situation thinkable, you will know if he’s a true pud if he calls his piece big dwayne/Pringle can/flaccid wii remote/first 12 inches of a lamppost/tree trunk or anything else that pops into his mind at that moment. Truth be told the sheer size and dimensions are something that would make a Pringle can look small, his penis will 100% be bigger than his legs and consequently he will have to roll and tuck it to fit into his xl supreme boxers

I’ve just met a lil pud in Lordy and jesus it’s true what they say, could see the bulge in his skinny black supreme jeans from across the room

Lil pud by Lilpumper6969 September 21, 2020

Lil pud 

A lil pud is a rare find, typically big built, always wrapped in supreme or off white and will have a story about everything and will be able to bs out of any situation thinkable, you will know if he’s a true pud if he calls his piece big dwayne/Pringle can/flaccid wii remote/first 12 inches of a lamppost/tree trunk or anything else that pops into his mind at that moment. Truth be told the sheer size and dimensions are something that would make a Pringle can look small, his penis will 100% be bigger than his legs and consequently he will have to roll and tuck it to fit into his xl supreme boxers

I’ve just met a lil pud in Lordy and jesus it’s true what they say, could see the bulge in his skinny black supreme jeans from across the room

Lil pud by Lilpumper6969 September 21, 2020

Frosting the Pud 

To ejaculate on top of one's own feces, typically straight after taking the shit.

When you're peeking under the stalls at work: "Better not be frosting (the) pud in there!"

"You best not be frosting the pud in there, you bitch."

Frosting the Pud by Brightside216 May 28, 2021

pump action pud pistol 

Another term for the male anatomy.

Tonight I think I’m gonna go home and squeeze off a few shots out of the ol’ pump action pud pistol.

pump action pud pistol by Dr. Shirley August 31, 2023

roly-poly pud 

a penis

"His roly-poly pud is tiny!"

roly-poly pud by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024