production

A picture

I saw you in my mate's production

by maroofh March 14, 2009

Line Producer

A guy who produces coke lines for big shot actors

wheres my line producer im on in 5 mins

by Cman waters November 5, 2005

Corporate Product

Any item that has been shamelessly advertised and flaunted to appease the general masses in order to generate vast profits for the parent company and its selfish executives. Most types of corporate product will rot the body, the brain, or both in some way. Consumer satisfaction is ignored as the companies use popular culture, ideas of social acceptance, and sexual themes to help sell their product.

Examples of corporate product: Ipods; Itunes Music Store; Coca-Cola; Starbucks Coffees; McDonalds; Nike clothing and shoes; DRM; music by the likes of Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Good Charlotte, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon, Avril Lavigne, Dashboard Confessional, Sum 41, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, etc; Tyco toys; CNN; Fox News; Myspace; anything associated with MTV; Barbie; most cell phone networks; PSP;.....you get the picture.

by corporate mofo June 16, 2006

Productocrastinate

verb(productocrastinating ; past productocrastinated)

When you're doing something productive in lieu of what you should be doing. e.g. laundry instead of homework. feeding your dog instead making food for yourself.

I just productocrastinated a huuuuge healthy shit instead of answering the landlady's phone call

I think I'll productocrastinate some cookies for study group while I think about that chapter outline

by productocrastinator March 13, 2013

proctorology

Based on 'Spike-Theory Karma' derived from the 'Church' of 'proctorology.' Not to be confused with L Ron Hubbard's
sham of an organization 'church of scientology' which is commonly known for the art of bending over to recieve anal communion.

Gnarly Prime says, "Don't be tricked by cheap imitations like scientology. Convert to Proctorology today! Be a giver not a taker!" As I always say, "I may not be a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one."

by gnarlyprime March 11, 2010

proactor

A proactor is a person who is proactive

I want John on my team because he is a great proactor

by hippiericky December 26, 2011

production pig

Being made to produce work or content you know to be faulty or without merit.

The clients turned me into there production pig once again. I told them this won't work, but they want it any way.

by Draven Westlake June 12, 2016