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Precision Spreading

The art of spreading a refrigerated, solid spread on a toast without tearing it apart when the Spreader doesn't have time to let the toast's heat melt the spread.

There are 2 major cases where Precision Spreading can be of great use: When spreading butter or cream cheese.

Cream cheese should be used for Precision Spreading training as it is the easier of the two.

Solid butter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. As butter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.
*derp grabs a toast, some refrigerated butter and starts spreading the little block*

*derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the butter is solid and just won't spread*

Dammit! I should have applied Precision Spreading there.
by kirzanSix September 4, 2012
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permisible protectile

Committee Sanctioned Items to be tossed, thrown and hurled at contestants &/or spectators of Tricycle Races.
Person 1: It would be on accident if it happened though. Can always clean it
Person 2: it's not going on the permisible protectile list!

Person 1: will have to avoid drinking my raw egg / wine smoothie then.
by Misfit pixie January 8, 2014
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premium vegas hotel

The act of going to a 4 or 5 star hotel, getting wasted, high, and having a massive orgy that's very destructive and riddled with prostitutes. The aftermath of the night will leave the once nice hotel with nearly everything broken, holes in the wall, at least one dead body, piss, shit, vomit, and cum on every piece of furniture as well as the ceiling and walls.
When Juan decided to drink tequila and snort cocaine, he woke up to a premium vegas hotel, making him panic and drive back to Mexico before someone found out what he did the night before.
by DeathKnight760 February 25, 2015
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Premium Fuckboy

Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.

Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:

- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono
Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!
by datagirl July 6, 2016
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Precision Penetration

The required element of accuracy needed when performing such advanced sex techniques such as the flying leap. The true key in life of how to not break ones penis while being a fancy bitch trying to show off.
Jeffrey has been training his precision penetration by leaping across his pool and thrusting his dick through some soft jelly
by Fluffy Master May 24, 2017
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precisional

Jonathan is extremely precisional with his measurements.
by Izzyburgh February 14, 2018
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Premium Vanilla

A gal who is probably posh, defiently well dressed/of wealth, shops at Jo Malone, The White Company/Harvey Nix is together all the time, calm and conserved, basically has her shit together always and is goals AF probably lives in a house decorated in 50 shades of grey. An upper class basic these gals could be found roaming the streets of Chelsea. They always shop on lunch breaks
I love Sarah, she’s amazing she’s a premium vanilla gal
by Sophieschoice__ June 12, 2018
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