potador

This slang term originates from central California. It pretty much means anything offensive, and can be used in any form of the parts of speech. It is similar to the word fuck which can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, etc.

You stupid potador, what the potador do you think you're doing? Quit being such a potador you potador.

by T March 19, 2004

POAG

An acronym for "Person of Ambiguous Gender."

Lady Gaga is one of the most talented POAGs I have ever seen.

by Terwilliger Flanders February 4, 2010

Potamus

1. An awkward animal that doesn't cope with society because no one likes it and is loathed EVEN by the platypus, God's last creation when he was slacking near the end of the seven days.

2. Def not a hippopotamus (dumb conclusion)

3. Something you can call someone who just embarrassed themselves in a group of 3 or more people

1.

Dude 1: "yo you alright brah?"

Dude 2: yea man, I saw a potamus walk across the road. I hit it cause I did it and the world a favor."

Dude 1: "you are a god among pota...what's potamus in plural form?"

Dude 2: "Potamins...idiot."

2.

Girl 1: "Who told you a potamus has ANYTHING to do with a hippopotamus? just cause it's part of the word doesn't mean it's related."

Girl 2: "what's a potamus?"

Girl 1: "...your mom's a potamus."

3.

Bro 1: "Awww broseph you missed it!"

Bro 2: "What went down? My speakers go up to 11 so I couldn't here shit."

Bro 1: "That girl just made a total potamus of herself in front of her own RAs by telling them that she doesn't even go here."

Bro 2: "wow...what a potamus."

Bro 1: "I like potamu...potamettes."

by yetihunter3000 August 21, 2009

Huffo'potamus

Used to describe someone of low quality who may resemble a hippopotamus. Prefix coming from 'huff', the most powerful insult you can call somebody. Meaning of such low grade, that just associating yourself with something huff will bring down your value as a human being.

Jason: who's that huff guy over there dancing with that girl.
David: that's Aakash, he has a thing for Huffo'potamus'.
Jason: damn, I guess being huff is contagious.
David: you know it, don't look in his eyes, you might catch it.

by doshi6 January 15, 2014

Huffo'potamus

Used to describe someone of low quality who may resemble a hippopotamus. Prefix coming from 'huff', the most powerful insult you can call somebody. Meaning of such low grade, that just associating yourself with something huff will bring down your value as a human being.

Jason: who's that huff guy over there dancing with that girl.
David: that's Aakash, he has a thing for Huffo'potamus'.
Jason: damn, I guess being huff is contagious.
David: you know it, don't look in his eyes, you might catch it.

by Rohlin9 January 15, 2014

postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

by Heidimatt May 1, 2005

Hip-Hop-A-Potamus

Large-assed black woman in a position of power. Usually lauds this power over smaller white girls in the organisation with much head and finger waggling.

My Boss is such a Hip-Hop-A-Potamus, she eats Popeye's every single day.

by Mediablitz December 19, 2006