Portuguese man’o’war

The act of guzzling the forbidden fruit whilst tearing out the puebes, mimicking the sting of a jellyfish

Your about to get stung by the Portuguese man’o’war , said Dave

by Wet lettuce March 14, 2023

Portuguese

Used to describe someone who is incredibly physically attractive, even if they are not of Portuguese descent.

“Did you see Charles and Charlotte broke up? I bet he’s having a rough time, she was really portuguese!”

by User9729736726837 January 25, 2023

Portuguese water balloon

The act of urinating into a woman’s vagina during intercourse.

“ I am going to give you a Portuguese water balloon, if you complain one more time!”

by Twistedmed141 October 27, 2023

You're so Portuguese

Markiplier when finds a cat that's Portuguese

Cat: Meow
Markiplier: Aw you're so Portuguese

by Cyberspaxz November 17, 2023

You're so Portuguese

Markiplier when he sees a cat that's Portuguese

Cat: "Meow"
Markiplier: "Aw you're so Portuguese"

by Cyberspaxz November 17, 2023

Portuguese Mistletoe

When your Portuguese friend more than likely from Dighton, MA receives a kiss under the dingleberries.

"The missus washed all the grass stains off of my white New Balance. I was really pissed but she spent an hour apologizing with some Portuguese Mistletoe."

by trijicog January 14, 2024

Portuguese whoopie cushion

When you break wind into a woman’s vagina and she then queefs it out

Watch out for Christine, she’s always up for a Portuguese whoopie cushion

by Skeeeeeyeeee January 17, 2024