pooping hippopotamus

When you walk down the street completely naked doing the Helicopter Dick while peeing.

"OMG that guy is doing the pooping hippopotamus and it's getting all over me."

by acoustiix April 26, 2016

piping your head

Boosting your own confidence or feeling yourself

Ok now you're piping your head

by Nekkyneek November 22, 2016

poking seagulls

Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along

Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along . Katie loved poking seagulls

by Sally Hart June 22, 2017

Popping my tourniquet

When somebody really gets on your nerves, often by overstepping their bounds.

That new girl comes in here and acts like she knows everything better than we do. She is really popping my tourniquet!

by Laprecia November 1, 2017

Popping a cork

This happens after you have been constipated from a piece of stool that backs up your bowels, causing bad enough bloating that you end up getting severe intestinal pain, often in the middle of the night.
When that piece finally gets passed, usually after several minutes of straining, groaning, and wincing, everything it was backing up immediately comes out as diarrhea, causing your ass to imitate popping the cork on a bottle of champagne. Ironically, shaking your intestines, whether with your hands or making your legs shake up and down, can assist, in the same way you can shake up champagne to make the cork pop out.

Joe: Ugh, man I shouldn't have eaten that grilled five-cheese, wings, and beer at the pub this weekend. I woke up last night feeling like my gut had a knife in it. Took like twenty minutes on the toilet before I finally ended up popping a cork.

Dave: You think that's bad? Last time I popped a cork, I'd had an egg salad sandwich for lunch. I had to sit there with Egg farts the whole time. I nearly puked.

by Derp Contractor April 23, 2018

Popinuated

People with opinions that are justified by their use by populist politicians.

Bigotry has become mainstream, due mainly to the popinuated masses.

by streborsan March 9, 2020

Piping mince

Squeezing meat through a tight hole

Originally from Scotland:

“Och hinny I’d love tae piping mince up ye!”

by tatties mince piper September 28, 2023