pootie rooters

a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.

Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!

Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!

by Lizzie Lou Hou February 17, 2010

Pooty Whomp

Sissy . Weanie. Coward. Pussy . Sally . Fuddy Duddy .

Come outside. I know it's cold. but dont be a little old pooty whomp.

by Roman Marie December 30, 2018

Pooty tang

Pooty Tang, is basically a slang term meaning ''Pretty Thing''. It is often used as a sexual term or to just make fun of a conceited person.
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person 1 - SA DA TAY! POOTY TANG!

by A̶N̶T̶I̶.̶C̶H̶I̶L̶D̶ March 01, 2020

Pooty tang

One who's name is usually Anthony. Has a guido haircut and likes to play video games.

My pooty tang came over to paint me purple and play xbox

by worldwidenationalrawdogchamp February 05, 2020

papa pootis

Someone who is fully capable of detecting Arm Chair Admirals. Also know as "Rear Admiral Moose"

When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie... "Papa pootis"

by Suck it Metaphoricly,Allyza July 07, 2018

pooty wick

When a tampon string hangs out

Damn did you see Lolita's pooty wick hanging out of her shorts?

by winklies May 30, 2015

stealing the pooty

is when you tell a women any lie that it takes to get her to have sex with you !

Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !

Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?

Well yeah !

by Uncle Striker December 04, 2019