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Kiddie Pooling

When you try to motor-boat a girl with small boobs.
"Dude, i tried to motor-boat that blonde, but she has small boobs so i ended up just kiddie pooling her".
by Red Omen June 9, 2011
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poopfingers

one who shoves at least two fingers up his bunghole and sniffs them.
we call one of our friends "poopfingers" because we caught him doing this in the gym one morning.
by Jordan Brown May 3, 2004
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Pooping In My Nintendo

Popularized by John and Hank Green, commonly known as the vlog brothers, it refers to an incident when the boys were younger where their dog pooped in John's classic Nintendo game console.

It can now be used to describe something that was once great being ruined by it's own selfishness or greed.
Girl 1: I can't believe you ex-boyfriend cheated on you.
Girl 2: Yeah, girl, it was like he was just gladly pooping in my nintendo.

Man, BP totally pooped in the Gulf's Nintendo!
by zachimus June 21, 2010
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Pooping your pants

When you have anal sex with an African American person.
"Dude, this girl just pooped her pants!"
"Damn! Her butt must be loose!"
"Yeah! She loves pooping her pants, cool girl really"
"Yeah, pooping your pants sounds fun"
by Jungle fever addict September 3, 2016
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pooing problem

Urban phrase for a person (usually not a child or a senior citizen) who inadvertently poos their pants on a regular basis.

Not to be confused with farty marty
Yo. I think that Matt Margolis has a pooing problem. Man. Look at that big brown stain on his bastedo pants. It's startin' to drip on the floor. That ain't w00t at all.

One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.
by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004
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poofin' it

(1)To pussy out by not attempting something illegal or dangerous. Or disgusting.

(2)To not attempt something illegal, dangerous or disgusting to the best of your abilities.
"What? Your not breaking into this place to get fucked on mushies and start fires? He's poofin' it lads."
by Benjbawsd'creme October 24, 2007
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poozing

when you get fucked in the ass, then you expel the jizz later with some poop. Similar to Sharting, except it's jizz coming out with the poop, not farts
My boyfriend shot his load in me earlier today, and I already had one on deck. I'm going to be poozing all day.
by mesatron October 20, 2013
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