Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Good pick up lines

you must be from Tennessee cuz your the only ten i see.

Good pick up lines

by doctorcluck April 11, 2023

ghost pick up

When someone acts like their going to pick up their dogs poop, but leaves it in someone else's yard.

I hate my neighbor! Every time that dog poops in my yard she does a ghost pick up!

by ghostpickupman April 6, 2017

National Pick JConn up from Work Day

On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.

“Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”

by jpgeigs October 13, 2021

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Teegan (Pick Up Line)

in 700AD teegans pickup line was "Are you ready for Daddy?", now in 2023 she says, "do you want this fuego?"

Amber: *being normal*
Teegan (pick up line) : "Are you ready for daddy?"

by SerenadingCats September 9, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025