Phone wars

A war between iOS and Android users and literally the dumbest war in history of the internet. It’s like the console wars between Xbox, PlayStation, and Switch players but worse.

It’s stupid seeing two fucking retarded people arguing just because of what phone they use. It doesn’t matter what type of phone you use. If you use an iPhone, that’s great! If you use an Android, that’s also great! Both iOS and Androids are good phones each with redeeming qualities. Some people have opinions saying which phone is better and I respect that but forcing them is stupid as fuck. Always respect someone no matter what phone they’re using.

People who attack, make fun of, and send death threats to another person just because of a FLAT BRICK WITH A SCREEN are fucking stupid that need to be ashamed of themselves.

Retard 1: iOs pHoNeS aRe bEtTeR!!!1!1
Retard 2: nO aNdRoId pHoNeS aRe!!!1!1!1
Smart person: Stop with the phone wars. It doesn’t matter what fucking phone you use, retarded kids.

by IdekIForgotMyName January 30, 2021

burner phone

A prepaid cellular phone, replaced frequently (weekly) (monthly) to avoid leaving a trail and getting caught up in illegal activities

Dude you want some of that herb, hit me up on the burner phone.

by gmoney21 July 31, 2009

ho phone

A pay as you phone used for girlfriends so your wife or girlfriend does not find out by looking at your normal phone or phone bill.

Tiger Woods should have used a ho phone so his wife would have not found out about his mistress.

by Jsmith8238 December 21, 2009

Phone Walk

The slow stupid walk people do while on a cell phone. You know, the walk that doesn't really take you anywhere, is absurdly slow and looks dumb?

Look at that dumbass outside pacing back and forth on his phone. He must have ADD.
This is the phone walk.

by I am Tuna Salad January 24, 2010

phone tap

a synonym for prank call usually used by radio stations

Seattle's 106.1 Kiss FM has a phone tap every morning by its DJ, Jubal who calls anyone per a listeners request to creep them out.

by thediziedork March 3, 2010

phone whacking

To spank it while on the phone with one who sexually arouses you.

Oh my god! Leo's phone whacking with his girlfriend back home.

by Ackbar & King July 7, 2011

Phone Pot

Two friends. Male and/or Female smoking weed together while on the phone.

Friend #1. Hey Do you want to have some phone pot and watch cartoons?

Friend #2. Oh yeah. I'm gonna blaze up right now. Are you ready?

Friend #1 Let's do this!

by Lance.Pimpstrong January 4, 2010