Generally these people are pompous, drug induced, morons.
They usually wear beanies or a loose fitting t-shirt and dirty clothes. They spend their days by the TV smoking weed and watching rick&morty. They watch the Joe rogan podcast and believe that aliens are everywhere and that the CIA have time machines.
You may confuse them with tinfoil wearers but they are a little less nuts. They believe that them and only them understand the universe and that they are unique and special... But they work for minimum wage and get their facts from unreliable sources and use blanket terms to make their points seems more air tight. When you challenge them on these views then they usually get angry and aggressive but be assured that they haven't been in a fight since their mate stole their pokemon card.
These people are not credible and lack all intellect that they need to make valid conclusions. They will tout unionism as good and capitalism as bad. They believe that the police can't come in their house if they say they can't and they are deluded enough to believe that they are important.
Enjoy your day!
They usually wear beanies or a loose fitting t-shirt and dirty clothes. They spend their days by the TV smoking weed and watching rick&morty. They watch the Joe rogan podcast and believe that aliens are everywhere and that the CIA have time machines.
You may confuse them with tinfoil wearers but they are a little less nuts. They believe that them and only them understand the universe and that they are unique and special... But they work for minimum wage and get their facts from unreliable sources and use blanket terms to make their points seems more air tight. When you challenge them on these views then they usually get angry and aggressive but be assured that they haven't been in a fight since their mate stole their pokemon card.
These people are not credible and lack all intellect that they need to make valid conclusions. They will tout unionism as good and capitalism as bad. They believe that the police can't come in their house if they say they can't and they are deluded enough to believe that they are important.
Enjoy your day!
Hey Tom, see Kevin?
Yeah.
Well he's become a pot head and believes the moon landing was fake. God, another Armchair Philosopher!
Yeah.
Well he's become a pot head and believes the moon landing was fake. God, another Armchair Philosopher!
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Mostly studied by people who have way too much freetime and think money grows on trees. Philosophy students tend to spend their time discussing the "findings" of long-since dead people, drawing tons of conclusions for everyday life, economy, science and politics that are never ever being put into practice, and eating pizza. They are often accompanied by hipster douches with rich parents or hobos in training which they also call 'classmates'.
Mostly studied by people who have way too much freetime and think money grows on trees. Philosophy students tend to spend their time discussing the "findings" of long-since dead people, drawing tons of conclusions for everyday life, economy, science and politics that are never ever being put into practice, and eating pizza. They are often accompanied by hipster douches with rich parents or hobos in training which they also call 'classmates'.
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-Someone who is considered wise in a subject, but may not have established themselves as an authority in that subject.
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As a slightly less known philosopher once said: "We report in menos days."
As a famous philosopher once said, "Interests connect people."
Yeah, these next 2.5 weeks will be "mucho long" (Philosopher).
As a famous philosopher once said, "Interests connect people."
Yeah, these next 2.5 weeks will be "mucho long" (Philosopher).
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Philosopher: Is it alright to lie?
Student: Sometimes, I suppose
Philosopher: That's not an answer, just say yes or no.
Student: Uhh, no then.
Philosopher: But what if terrorist were asking where all your friends lived, would you tell the truth?
Student: Just shut up, that is a stupid thing to ask.
Student: Sometimes, I suppose
Philosopher: That's not an answer, just say yes or no.
Student: Uhh, no then.
Philosopher: But what if terrorist were asking where all your friends lived, would you tell the truth?
Student: Just shut up, that is a stupid thing to ask.
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