phantom caution

When a caution flag is thrown for "debris" that is on the racetrack, even though it cannot be seen.

"NASCAR threw a phantom caution for last nights race in Richmond."

by joey_logano September 13, 2009

insolvent phantom

A symbol of the threat of economic depression

man 1: great here comes another insolvent Phantom.

by XxMaddiesAnimexX January 12, 2021

Phantom downpour

When you take a diarrhoea ass shit but don’t feel it when it comes out

That was some freaky stuff dude. I just had the phantom downpour, had to check the toilet before I could wipe my ass.

by Olivitarium April 23, 2019

Phantom Jizz

No not ectoplasm, but this is when your cum runs down your arm or hand and you wash it off, then you feel it dried after trying to clean it off.You can feel a dry path od were your cum was.This probably won't come up in conversations....

Kid thinking to himself," Oh shit I just showered but I still feel my phantom jizz, I need to wash my arm again."

by goodduck4 June 28, 2014

Phantom Asshole

The overweight closet muncher in the family
who typically raids the refrigerator and pantry of all the good food late at night, in top secrecy. They are best
known for not leaving a trace of thier presence
and will almost always return an empty
box to the shelf instead of putting it in the trash.

Hey Chris, who ate all the fried
chicken, I don't know Jim. Must have been the phantom asshole.

by BillButtlicker January 16, 2010

Phantom Age

Phantom Age is a type of age where you can be the age of your siblings, but not be their age. You can technically be their age, but you aren't. This only works with siblings!

Hey, my brother is 17, and I am 14, so because I have a siblings, I get Phantom Age! I'm his age! But I'm not.

by Phantom Bto May 13, 2022

phantom facebooking

Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.

He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.

-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!

by OhMyJuly July 6, 2010