charged penile blast

When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine

Guy1: dude, i just did a charged penile blast!
Guy2: woah

by lump420 July 13, 2019

Penile

adjective for a man who is senile or other wise suffering from dementia, but with regard to his or her penis

"have you had sex with Peter recently? he's totally gone penile!"

by thewordsdefiner September 21, 2023

Penile Purgatory

That point of waiting after round one for your penile facilities to return for round two.

Hold on a minute. I’m in penile purgatory!

by Dickolas Cage November 9, 2019

penile distinction

When you can distinguish peniles.

Mom! The doctir said I have penile distinction! I can distinguish peniles!

by Chillin0nPlanetEarth January 4, 2022

Penile

The denile of one's penis size (usually being bigger than it actually is).

John bought magnum condoms because he was in penile.

by Big Dick123456 July 5, 2018

Penile Inclusion

The act of 2 or more cocks kissing each other, touching each others tips.

*Teacher arrives late to her class*

Students: "Why are you late Mr. Wally?"
Mr. Wally: "Sorry I'm here late, I just penile inclusioned with those 2 hobos on the street"

by Green-Guy August 11, 2024

Penile Vaginalation

The name of the male to female sex change surgery.

Yo did you see Donald got penile vaginalation surgery? Donald is now Dana.

by sniffingsneef June 6, 2022