Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

peeblic

When one pulls out the penis and pees in oncoming traffic.

George felt the urge and decided to peeblic and relieve himself.

by Medium Momma March 30, 2016

peebooty

when you put you penis inside your anus and urinate

I heard he gave himself a peebooty

by potato hed August 31, 2016

peeballed

Stoned as fuck. A sarcastic play on the word pebbled.

Man, that ghost train haze got me PEEBALLED!!!!!

by Woo-Man_58 May 14, 2016

Peemen

Shortly after ejaculation, you attempt to urinate, and what comes out is a chunky, turbid mixture of pee and semen...peemen.

I had trouble taking a piss this morning, thought I had a kidney stone, but it was just peemen.

by Crusty Howard July 29, 2017

peemergence

when the pee is coming out after you've been holding it in for a long time,
maybe while you are having a peemergency

The peemergence has begun.
*cue the sound of urine hitting the rims of a toilet bowl*

by awestar27 December 16, 2017