I gave Rachel’s left cheek a pearl coat.
I wanked myself in the kitchen and laid a pearl coat on the cutting board.
I rubbed one out in the bathroom at the office and left a nice pearl coat on the toilet seat.
I wanked myself in the kitchen and laid a pearl coat on the cutting board.
I rubbed one out in the bathroom at the office and left a nice pearl coat on the toilet seat.
by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018
Get the Pearl Coatmug. by sisilouis April 2, 2021
Get the lily pearlmug. by 6dudes1cabin April 8, 2022
Get the muddy pearlmug. Ejaculating from high elevations onto unsuspecting passersby whilst replicating a pigeons subtle "coos".
by My name is Brent August 15, 2014
Get the pearl pigeonmug. Gods gift to music. The greatest band in the world. If you dont like them I'm coming to your house to kill you and your family.
by Seth the Mitchell November 17, 2004
Get the Pearl Jammug. An impossibly high standard of genuineness and humility required to gain acceptance or impress.
Used most frequently when describing bands in the Post-Nirvana-Pre-Korn musical era.
Used most frequently when describing bands in the Post-Nirvana-Pre-Korn musical era.
1. It's nice that Steve recycles, but he's no Pearl Jam.
2. That guy makes faces like Eddie Vedder, but Stone Temple Pilots are no Pearl Jam.
2. That guy makes faces like Eddie Vedder, but Stone Temple Pilots are no Pearl Jam.
by el Uste November 12, 2003
Get the Pearl Jammug. by Dave Moffatt September 26, 2005
Get the Pearl Drumsmug.