Port-Fuck

Screwing up a computer so bad that it's only function is a giant paperweight

His computer was port-fucked by the repair shop

by LandLine July 4, 2006

port orchard

a small town in washington state that no one's ever heard of. known for it's meth addictions, pot heads, and south kitsap high school. also known as pot orchard, poDunk, or poor tortured. located in kitsap county, also known as shitsap county.

"where you live?"
"i live in port orchard. it's in kitsap county."
".........."
"you know, meth, pot, bowling?"
"ohhh you mean pot orchard in shitsap county! sucks dude."

by dgefgearg March 21, 2010

port washington

Port Washington is a small town 30 miles north of Milwaukee with close to 11,000 people. Its full of people that think they're more important than they really are, making news on cnn for stupid enough issues as hazing, and a controversial gay survey. Kids are stupid, adults go crazy over everything, but occasionally you'll find someone pretty cool. Downtown has a curse where small businesses shut down every year, and are replaced by another which will just get shut down again. The cops are the biggest assholes you'll find in Wisconsin, and its against the city ordinance for anything to be open 24 hours. Since theres nothing to do after 9:00, kids resort to mischief and drugs. Then the parents bitch about it.

I live in Port Washington, and I really wish there was a 24 hour gas station here.

by frsky January 1, 2009

port alberni

Another word for one of those monster shits that make your ass bleed a little and stinks so bad it makes you gag on your own shit.

Man, I took a Port Alberni this morning and had to throw up in the sink while sitting on the toilet.

by ninja_titties May 7, 2009

Da Port

Unimaginably filthy, scum-laden town of Newport in South Wales. Popular with drug addicts, Currently "under Yardie control".


Oh clart, we's gonna go ta Da 'Port tonght 'innit? You got any draw?

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Now a shitty-city, not town, you clit.

by God2 October 12, 2003

Port Alberni

The birth place of Tenis and everything beautiful in the world. Contrary to popular belief Port Alberni is nice, suck on that you Port hating cunt sucking pussy licking t-bag taking trogladites who have nothing better to do then diss Port instead of getting off your lazy asses and doing something with your lives you phat pieces of vagina rot.

I had an awesome day in Port Alberni today, the sun was shining and I got a super wet blow job from a hot tourist passing through. She also had sex with my big dick, in Port Alberni, yeah Port Alberni super great place, better than Ukee or Tofino.

by Mike Hunt-Hurt August 21, 2009

port washington

Port Washington is a town in northern Long Island. The middle school pretty much sucks, and most of the staff voted to kick out the Principal.. but no luck yet. We have kool yaht clubs, and we all know Main St. rocks. It takes us about 45 minutes to get to a decent mall.. and we wish they would just build one here! The rich kids live in Sands Point, and everyone else lives elsewhere.

Thats pretty much it. COME TO PORT WASHINGTON!

i love all my port people!!!

by port_is_hott June 5, 2005