pastede

Definition: a mispelling of "pasted."

Background: See my hed is pastede on, yay!

my hed is pastede on, yay!

by Nikkki November 23, 2004

Top Poster

Top posters are anyone that has been on the forums for a long time, and have nothing better to do with their life. Also known as "TP" They sit around all day posting new mindless threads, acting like they are all good friends with other TP's just to become more popular. If anyone else posts on their threads, they do nothing, but talk shit on them, with out even caring what they've said. TP's only like TP's, and nobody else. They then sit at home and do nothing, but worry about stupid HS shit, and waste their life by trying to see who is the hottest top poster, or asking what top poster has fucked what top poster. TP's are usually really big on the site www.plurlife.com

You shouldn't post on any threads the Top Posters are a bunch of trolls & grammer natzis!!

Hey, I post on the forums, those people are my friends.

Do you even know any of those people in real life?

No, but they totally think I'm the hottest Top Posters on plurlife, I would fuck all of them for voting for me.

by yourfavoritetp September 19, 2010

Posterboy

An extreamly hot guy who gets all the attention. Hes normally fashionable and gets on with everyone. Well loved and georgious.

That boys a fucking posterboy!! Hes so Faf

by MattMinx March 2, 2009

posteria

a word referring to your bum

1. ' sit down on your posteria!'

by CHELSEA-007 October 20, 2007

posternity

A combination of posterity and eternity. It really does go on forever and ever and ever.

Travis: "I've come up with an idea for the ages"

Steve: "It'll go down in posternity"

by digik9 June 17, 2013

fat posters

people who post random definitions of fat who define the word, then after defining the word, gives a long drawn out speech about how its whats on the inside that counts. Also might speak of how dieting and excersise wont help them when in truth they never stick with it.

i understand there are diseases that a very select few have that keeps them big, but its a very small percent.

example of fat posters:
its not my faut im fat, im just big boned

ex. i cant do a push up so i cant excersise

ex. i have a disease and it keeps me fat

by fatty boy#69 December 24, 2010

Pasted

When one is high from pasting, which is the art of putting toothpaste (preferably Crest) on one's nipples. Thus, causing that person to become extremely high.

Dude, did you see kevin getting putting that toothpaste on his nips?
Yeah, he should probably put tape of them to make sure he gets pasted.

by ptpost October 18, 2012