phantom cig

When it feels as if you have a cigarette lodged behind your ear, even though you don't. Commonly experienced by smokers who often hold cigs there temporarily. Also known as a phantom fag (in the UK).

Two people go for a smoke; smoker A pulls a cig out from behind their ear and lights up.

Smoker B: *checks pockets* "Aw shit. Hey mate, do you mind if I borrow one?"

Smoker A: Oh sure *checks ear despite fag already in hand* oh wait, I'm already smoking that one. Stupid phantom cig.

by WolfsbaneT9 January 27, 2014

Phantom Asshole

The overweight closet muncher in the family
who typically raids the refrigerator and pantry of all the good food late at night, in top secrecy. They are best
known for not leaving a trace of thier presence
and will almost always return an empty
box to the shelf instead of putting it in the trash.

Hey Chris, who ate all the fried
chicken, I don't know Jim. Must have been the phantom asshole.

by BillButtlicker January 16, 2010

desk phantom

A worker who is usually exempt and working project hours which can be any time during the day or evening. They often live at their desk, have minifridges and coffee makers there. They disappear often during the day without being noticed and come back to work late hours. Their job is very solitary and they are so seldom seen that seeing them is like seeing a phantom.

The opposite of a desk phantom is a desk mannequin who is usually more visible, and more customer facing.

We just saw John coming in at 2 with coffee and his van was in the parking lot all last night. We think he's working on the bank acquisition code but you'll have to ask Francine his boss about that. The guy is a real desk phantom.

by johngagon February 25, 2010

Phantom downpour

When you take a diarrhoea ass shit but don’t feel it when it comes out

That was some freaky stuff dude. I just had the phantom downpour, had to check the toilet before I could wipe my ass.

by Olivitarium April 23, 2019

Phantom Jizz

No not ectoplasm, but this is when your cum runs down your arm or hand and you wash it off, then you feel it dried after trying to clean it off.You can feel a dry path od were your cum was.This probably won't come up in conversations....

Kid thinking to himself," Oh shit I just showered but I still feel my phantom jizz, I need to wash my arm again."

by goodduck4 June 28, 2014

phantom facebooking

Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.

He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.

-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!

by OhMyJuly July 6, 2010

Julie and the Phantoms:

Julie and the Phantoms aka JATP is a Netflix show that represents a teenage drama and musical series. Netflix has been nice enough to provide us this beautiful creation that Kenny Ortega has made.

Julie and the Phantoms

JATP fans: hey Netflix we have a question?
Netflix: Hey what is it?
JATP fans: WE WANT SEASON 2 of Julie and the Phantoms, WE WANT IT NOW, please?
Netflix: I'll make you wait til next year hahahhaahahahaha
2021 arrives
JATP Fans: We waited a year what now
Netflix: be patient

Julie and the Phantoms:

by Ashley Gillepsie January 13, 2021