Krabby Patty

When you get some hood rat so wet, you throw her nasty unnderwear on the floor and they dry up, creating a "Krabby patty" on the floor.

Don't fuck that bitch, she will make a krabby patty!

by Popit Chopit January 24, 2017

Slapping patties

otherwise known as bumpin uglies, or taking the one-eyed yogurt slinger into the depths.

Those old farts are slapping patties.

by Jake the Snake from Penn. January 28, 2011

Krappy patty

Those horrible horrible krabbie pattys from spongebob

Spongebob: would you like a krabbie patty fish: don't you mean Krappy pattys... Budumsssss

by Psudonym98 December 5, 2013

Phlatty patty

Phlatty patty is a word you would use if you were talking about a girl named Aoife

Hey look at Phlatty patty over there!

by phlaty patty May 11, 2019

Dabby Patty

The process in which THC concentrate is smoked between layers of marijuana

i’m gonna pack a fat dabby patty

by who else high as fuck rn May 3, 2020

taco patty

A gnarly shit, brought on by the consumption of Taco Bell or other substandard Mexican food.

It resembles a cow patty made from grpund beef, beans, and diarrhea.

A taco patty is often spicy, and leaves the victim scrambling to wipe as quickly as possible.

A) Sorry to leave so soon, but I'm going to spatter a taco patty!

B) The $5 Value Box from Taco Bell had Juanita ready to drop a taco patty before she'd even finished her lunch.

by Rip Nuance September 17, 2017

plebby patties

Plebby patties are flat ass cheeks

Ew look at keelies plebby patties

by My Jewish fagoat May 10, 2018