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Patriot's Choice

Euphanism for any sexually explicit act by those connected to the armed forces of America. If one rips his BDU pants, and walks around watch with cock flopping, he just "Patriot's Choiced" the floor. Alternatively, if a troop has fornicated with a female, he is said to have "Patriot's Choiced" her. Lastly, if a troop is caught SCIFterbating, it could be said he was "Patriot's Choicing" himself in the bathroom.
1) Hey Blue Water?! Why is SAG drooling over at you in the section? Are you Patriots Choicing again? Cover that shit up man!
2) I got drunk off Purple Nurple, and Patriot's Choiced an oriental whore in my Transmaro
3) You hear about Petey? That mother fucker went Section 8. Crazy fucker was Patriot's Choicing, 8,9, up to 10 fucking times a day. Had orders to Hawaii too man...
by BLUE_WATER November 14, 2011
mugGet the Patriot's Choicemug.

patriot handshake

At the end of a massage instead of looking for a happy ending you ask for a patriot handshake - due to the owner of the patriots being caught seeking penis relief after massages.
The massage therapist could tell that Bill needed a patriot handshake to get the full relief. Bill left Massage Envy satisfied and relaxed.
by Little baby Chuckers April 28, 2019
mugGet the patriot handshakemug.

polyester patriot

A person who paints themself as a patriot while behaving in an opposite manner. Usually someone who can find a way to profit off of the false projection.
There is no greater Polyester Patriot than Tomi Lahren. She I
Has to present that fake persona since her only other job qualification was stripping.
by MartyMcFlab February 16, 2018
mugGet the polyester patriotmug.

Page Patriots

A school that used to be full of country boys. Now it’s full of people who act like they are country. But we all the majority live in a gated golf subdivision and use there daddy’s money to get a lifted truck.
Hey Brandon how did you get that lifted 6.0 turbo diesel?

Brandon reply’s “ my daddy bought it for me”

Page patriots
by Page patriots August 22, 2019
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damn the patriots

Similar to "damn the man!" or "whitey's holding me down".
Comes from Metal Gear Solid 2, in which the patriots are an invisible, completely dominating group that controls every aspect of your life.
*Your computer loses all its data* "Damn the patriots!"
by Adrian December 27, 2006
mugGet the damn the patriotsmug.

Patriot Act

Comment to the above user:

A. The internet is a anonymous.

B. Nobody claimed that the Patriot Act allows the arrest of critics.
Get out of your mother's basement and learn to read, loser.
by Person February 7, 2005
mugGet the Patriot Actmug.

Patriots Fan

A word used to describe someone who is on the bandwagon.
Jack is so annoying. He routes for the teams that always win. What a patriots fan.
by bmb0909 November 4, 2015
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