Euphanism for any sexually explicit act by those connected to the armed forces of America. If one rips his BDU pants, and walks around watch with cock flopping, he just "Patriot's Choiced" the floor. Alternatively, if a troop has fornicated with a female, he is said to have "Patriot's Choiced" her. Lastly, if a troop is caught SCIFterbating, it could be said he was "Patriot's Choicing" himself in the bathroom.
1) Hey Blue Water?! Why is SAG drooling over at you in the section? Are you Patriots Choicing again? Cover that shit up man!
2) I got drunk off Purple Nurple, and Patriot's Choiced an oriental whore in my Transmaro
3) You hear about Petey? That mother fucker went Section 8. Crazy fucker was Patriot's Choicing, 8,9, up to 10 fucking times a day. Had orders to Hawaii too man...
2) I got drunk off Purple Nurple, and Patriot's Choiced an oriental whore in my Transmaro
3) You hear about Petey? That mother fucker went Section 8. Crazy fucker was Patriot's Choicing, 8,9, up to 10 fucking times a day. Had orders to Hawaii too man...
by BLUE_WATER November 14, 2011
Get the Patriot's Choicemug. A person who paints themself as a patriot while behaving in an opposite manner. Usually someone who can find a way to profit off of the false projection.
There is no greater Polyester Patriot than Tomi Lahren. She I
Has to present that fake persona since her only other job qualification was stripping.
Has to present that fake persona since her only other job qualification was stripping.
by MartyMcFlab February 16, 2018
Get the polyester patriotmug. Jon : Hey man, you sell pasta?
Rawbnique: We only sell pasta to certified Pasta Patriots.
Jon: How do I become a Pasta Patriot?
Rawbnique: You can start by replacing your wardrobe with pasta themed clothing.
Rawbnique: We only sell pasta to certified Pasta Patriots.
Jon: How do I become a Pasta Patriot?
Rawbnique: You can start by replacing your wardrobe with pasta themed clothing.
by TotallyNotKednickTheWizard November 29, 2014
Get the Pasta Patriotmug. A school that used to be full of country boys. Now it’s full of people who act like they are country. But we all the majority live in a gated golf subdivision and use there daddy’s money to get a lifted truck.
Hey Brandon how did you get that lifted 6.0 turbo diesel?
Brandon reply’s “ my daddy bought it for me”
Page patriots
Brandon reply’s “ my daddy bought it for me”
Page patriots
by Page patriots August 22, 2019
Get the Page Patriotsmug. Similar to "damn the man!" or "whitey's holding me down".
Comes from Metal Gear Solid 2, in which the patriots are an invisible, completely dominating group that controls every aspect of your life.
Comes from Metal Gear Solid 2, in which the patriots are an invisible, completely dominating group that controls every aspect of your life.
by Adrian December 27, 2006
Get the damn the patriotsmug. Comment to the above user:
A. The internet is a anonymous.
B. Nobody claimed that the Patriot Act allows the arrest of critics.
A. The internet is a anonymous.
B. Nobody claimed that the Patriot Act allows the arrest of critics.
by Person February 7, 2005
Get the Patriot Actmug. by bmb0909 November 4, 2015
Get the Patriots Fanmug.